Doctor With Poor Bedside Manner

Patient: Hello doctor. Did you get the results of my biopsy?

Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news?

Patient: Tell me the good news.

Doctor: Your cancer is curable.

Patient: OK...What's the bad news?

Doctor: We're going to have to remove your eyes, your tongue, your legs and
your genitals.

Patient: Oh No! Are you joking?!!!

Doctor: Yeah... You caught me. I'm joking.

Patient: Wow...what a relief...
Wait...we're you joking about me having incurable cancer,
or we're you joking about having to remove my body parts.

Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news?

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